学英语感到枯燥了？那么不妨来读点英语笑话，在开心轻松的氛围中学习知识！如果万圣节晚上回家的时候，忽然有陌生人跳出来吓你一跳，然后告诉你它就是魔鬼，睿丁英语想问你会如何回答呢？
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided tocurehim of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree tointercepthim on the way home.
一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥，她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。一个万圣节夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戏服，躲在树后，准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her redhorns, long tail, andpitchfork.
当丈夫走近时，她从树后跳出来，站到他面前，头上带着红色的羊角、身后有长长的尾巴，手中握着钢叉。
"Who are you?" he asked.
“你是谁？”丈夫问到。
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
“我是魔鬼！”她回答到。
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
“噢，那你跟我一起回家吧，”丈夫说，“我娶了你的姐妹！”
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